There’s a glitch.

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 02/07/2018 at 07:29 • Filed to: None

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These are both parked in front of my building, none of them is mine, my Tribeca is parked inside the building.

pip bip - choose Corrour > My citroen won't start 02/07/2018 at 07:45

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popular car!

CalzoneGolem > My citroen won't start 02/07/2018 at 07:53

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You need to bring yours out then you’ll have Tri-Tribecas

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > My citroen won't start 02/07/2018 at 07:57

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For some reason I thought you had sold your Tribeca not too long ago. Or were you just planning and discussing your next purchase?

Spanfeller is a twat > My citroen won't start 02/07/2018 at 08:02

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Every time I see “crianças” I think of the galician chorizos.... Just as if the street was filled with hanging sausages.

Ash78, voting early and often > My citroen won't start 02/07/2018 at 08:05

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And that is more Tribecas than I’ve ever seen, and it’s all at once!

My citroen won't start > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 02/07/2018 at 08:09

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I did! I traded it on a new Peugeot, but it isn’t ready for delivery yet, so I have the Tribeca for the week.

My citroen won't start > Spanfeller is a twat 02/07/2018 at 08:10

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Better than hanging children I suppose.

Spanfeller is a twat > My citroen won't start 02/07/2018 at 08:10

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You suppose correctly.

CalzoneGolem > Ash78, voting early and often 02/07/2018 at 08:17

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My son goes to a school of ~60 kids. There are at least two families that own Tribecas.

My citroen won't start > CalzoneGolem 02/07/2018 at 08:21

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Those are smart families.

My citroen won't start > CalzoneGolem 02/07/2018 at 08:21

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The Triple Tribeca Trifecta

My citroen won't start > pip bip - choose Corrour 02/07/2018 at 08:22

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Wonderful car, never let me down, now I’m trading it in a Peugeot.

CalzoneGolem > My citroen won't start 02/07/2018 at 08:22

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Tribecas are super rare in the US for some reason.

CalzoneGolem > My citroen won't start 02/07/2018 at 08:24

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Why did you choose a Tribeca over a Forester or wagon?

My citroen won't start > CalzoneGolem 02/07/2018 at 08:40

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I wanted a left-field SUV. I went to see the Forester, and it was nice and drove like a Subaru, but the interior was plasticky and cheap. I decided I was going to buy it new anyway.

I asked the dealer salesperson if there were any Foresters with cream interiors. He said no, but we have this CPO Tribeca with a cream interior and low miles.

The Tribeca interior looks like this.

And it had ALL the things for the time, electric seats, bluetooth, sunroof, comfy soft seats, it looked bulkier and heavier it felt properly solid unlike the Forester. Also I loved the way it drove, the tires are massive and it didn’t feel bulky and top heavy. And it was cheaper than a new Forest with the same rates for finance.

Ash78, voting early and often > CalzoneGolem 02/07/2018 at 08:50

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Total lack of marketing, plus a super crowded segment.

The new Ascender will fare 10x better, I think.

CalzoneGolem > My citroen won't start 02/07/2018 at 08:56

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I’ll have to take one for a spin sometime.

Wacko > CalzoneGolem 02/07/2018 at 09:00

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the face of the first model didn’t help

forever known as the flying vagina

CalzoneGolem > Wacko 02/07/2018 at 09:08

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Yeah, the hawkeye grill did not translate well onto the Tribeca.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > CalzoneGolem 02/07/2018 at 09:31

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Because the first generation was incredibly ugly. I think most buyers were instantly turned away from the moustached pig nose of the first generation, and the second generation couldn’t save it.